‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 4’ is breast implants free

Surgery enhanced breasts are so last season for movie industry (sorry Heidi Montag!)

Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 3D bosses have announced that women with breasts implants will not be allowed to star in the fourth part of the Johnny Depp starring franchise.

The studio is going to cast women for the movie and demands that they have all natural curves otherwise there’s no way they can get a part and star in scenes shot this summer in Hawaii.

The studio is seeking “beautiful female fit models. Must be 5ft 7in-5ft 8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants.”

In the last movie there were enhanced breasts to give that 18th-century whoreish look and men were pretty well padded to and no one worried. But times are changing and the audience can spot false breasts,” the source revealed.

In case actresses try to hide the fact their assets are not as natural as they seem, they all will have to undergo a “show and tell” test to detect false breasts, the film’s director Rob Marshall said.

While some ladies will have to go through humiliating testing procedures to prove they are good enough for the movie, there’s one actress who won’t have to do that. It’s Penelope Cruz, the lead lady in the new movie. We know she’s naturally busty!

ICYDK, in Stranger Tides Cruz will play the daughter of Blackbeard.

She’s the daughter of the bad guy. She brings a lot of humor to it. And the fact that she’s so feisty,” executive producer Jerry Bruckheimer said adding that the movie makers plan “little romance” between the two characters portrayed by Depp and Cruz.

Sounds exciting!

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1. Adrienne Says:
   April 26th, 2010 at 3:20 pm

   I see a future where all casting calls require “real” breasts…complete with authentication tests. I can’t figure out if this is a step forward or back for women’s rights.

2. Mary Fournier Says:
   April 27th, 2010 at 8:05 am

   Sounds retarded!