Miley to be spokesperson for condoms

Fresh-faced jailbait Miley Cyrus has been offered a million dollars to promote LifeStyles condoms. Hummm, LifeStyles apparently sees no difficulties with having a 15-year-old girl as the face of their product.

This approach is probably highly illegal but when taking a look from the other side you will see that the condom company is concerned about high levels of teenage pregnancies.

With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set – and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”

Now that sounds different!

LifeStyles condoms is offering Miley Cyrus $1 million and a lifetime supply of condoms to be the company’s spokesperson.

So that’s alright then?

According to a press release, LifeStyles supports Miley’s decision to remain a virgin until she’s married and doesn’t want her to become another Jamie Lynn Spears. The release states:

With teenage pregnancy running rampant throughout the U.S., LifeStyles Condoms wants to ensure that Miley Cyrus and her legions of loyal fans don’t become just more statistics.”

The lifetime supply of condoms comes in only after Miley decides the time is right to lose her v-card, so she wouldn’t actually be promoting how great the condoms are, since she wouldn’t know with her lack of experience.

Of course, $1 million probably isn’t much for a girl on the Forbes‘ list of the 20 highest-paid teen celebs ( stars under 25), but this could be the perfect way for Miley to be provocative while staying chaste.

All of this started in the aftermath of the Annie Leibovitz photos of Cyrus which caused a stir, depicting her with a brief smattering of sexuality and a naked back.

Later, Miley appeared in revealing camera phone photos which showed her in a wet T-shirt in the shower and posing seductively for an admirer on the internet.

It is not anticipated that Miley will approach her next set of contract negotiations with Disney.

Moreover she has been offending her colleague Selena Gomez over a youtube video. Later she said she’s “super sorry.”

Miley Cyrus and her best friend Mandy Jiroux mocked fellow Disney Channel stars Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato. The last two are much prettier, to be honest. And Miley is not even cute.

Click HERE to go to Miley’s youtube channel.

Follow Us

Become a Fan on Facebook

1. anna Says:
   October 3rd, 2009 at 2:23 am

   i love you miley

2. tim Says:
   January 12th, 2010 at 11:54 am

   i got to say shes hot id let her suck my dick but she dont get my cumm thats for selena

3. annabeth Says:
   April 3rd, 2010 at 9:51 pm

   this one is for miley u are sooooooooooooooooooooooo sick espesaly ur 3 pic i mean realy get a life u loser

4. Anonymous Says:
   April 11th, 2010 at 7:25 pm

   FUCK U….IL SHIT ON MILEY SHE’S A FUCKING POES…SELENA IS FUCKING HOT