Perky promise from a bum-bra

Wonderbra, how much happiness it brought to women and men too. How about a bum-bra?

It promises to lift your bottom into pert gloriousness without actually making it bigger.

It is bizarre, but celebrities have already tried it on. Jennifer Lopez and Victoria Beckham gave it a try.

Even you can get yourself a pair of these ‘things’ that would lift your bum up by paying half a stone … but what if you happen to, you know, you don’t always plan sex, what if it happens that a guy goes underneath your skirt?

What he’s gonna find is fetish gear, looking like cyclist pants, with double O holes on each buttock. That is really weird!

The Double-O Thong is available from www.lovemybubbles.com

Here’s their perky promise:

Go undercover with a license to “shake what your mama gave you” with our new Double-O Panty! The “OO-Panty” provides maximum push-up effect with minimum booty coverage. This design combines popular elements from our existing collection to create a panty that enhances the lift, shape and volume of the derriere while also flattening the lower tummy.

Made of powernet shaper technology, the Double-O features an outer medium-control layer made of a Nylon/Spandex blend that creates a smooth seamless look under clothing. A soft, cotton inner layer feels “like butta” against the skin. Perfect for those who want the illusion of a tummy-tuck and a butt-lift without the use of padding.

Do you think Kim Kardashian would like to push it up?

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1. arpanaut Says:
   May 12th, 2010 at 5:55 am

   Why is there a pic of Posh Beckham in an article about bums? She doesn’t have an arse.

2. Latex Says:
   July 26th, 2010 at 5:38 pm

   I absolutely agree – she has really no arse BUT this little somthing is wrapped into a sexy shiny leggins. I think that’s a good reason to post Posh here :D