Hey, Madge, Don’t You Think It’s Time to Cover Up?

Our Material Grandma joined Twitter on Monday for just one day, to talk about her new album which is her first in four years. To kick off the promotion of her 12th studio album, MDNA – set to be released on March 27 – the 53-year-old singer talked directly to her fans. Her website announced the news and the Twitter handle @MadonnaMDNAday first sent a tweet out Sunday to promote the chat. Followers could submit their questions to the singer by using the hashtag #AskMadonna in their tweets. And the old lady opts for ‘racy’ outfits for promoting her latest album. The singer chose the risqué outfit for her fresh-faced appearance at the Bayfront Park music festival in Miami on Saturday.

Madonna’s bottom loos saggy in her tiny shorts she’s refusing to ditch!

Okay, she make a few concessions to her age by wearing a pair of Chanel leather gloves – we know hoe sinewy her hands are, and making sure her ugly neck was covered with her long blonde hair. While starting to sing she said:

How many people in this crowd have seen Molly? Are you ready to dance? Are you ready to make some noise?”

Whoaps! Molly is sometimes used as a slang term for MDMA or ecstasy. Creepy creature.

I don’t deny she used to have a toned-up, fit body, but, geez, she’s aging! Why can’t this woman accept this fact?

Her appearance comes as her latest video Girl Gone Wild was banned from being seen by under-18s on YouTube. The video features Madonna in black PVC hotpants and YouTube rules say videos can be restricted if they contain ‘dramatised or implied sexual conduct’.

Madge’s publicist Liz Rosenberg described the ban as ‘some things never change’, recalling the time MTV banned Madonna’s promo for Justify My Love.

Meanwhile, her daughter Lourdes was spotted fuming last week in NY. She’s only 15, and the legal age for smoking in the US is 18. Madge, Madge… What are you doing..?

What’s tragic is Madonna has no one in her life who loves her and tells her the truth. The truth is she looks ridiculous and horrendous. And she is always playing a part. After marrying Guy Ritchie she wore very frumpy, unstylish clothes. Now she dresses like a strumpet and she doesn’t have the looks to carry it off. Maybe she naturally has buns of steel? But it doesn’t look natural.

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