Lindsay Lohan’s Formal Probation Ended

Lindsay Lohan’s legal woes end after five years! An L.A. County Superior Court judge ended Lindsay Lohan’s supervised probation Thursday, praising her for completing her community service and ending five years of criminal court appearances that saw her jailed several times. The hearing at the Airport Courthouse was the final probation status check for Lohan related to a shoplifting conviction and probation violation stemming from a 2007 drunk driving conviction.

Lindsay Lohan’s supervised probation has come to end – the judge praised her for completing her community service and ending five years of criminal court appearances

Judge Stephanie Sautner declared “she did it” in announcing Lohan had completed her community service and therapy sessions. But, there’s a slight catch. Though Lohan finished all of her community service at the morgue, attended therapy, and a shoplifting course after the stolen necklace debacle, the actress still must obey ALL laws for the next two and a half years in order to avoid more trouble with the law. Sautner told her:

I know it’s kinda hard when people are following you all of the time, but that’s the life you chose.”

Her smirk wants me to slap that idiotically-incompetent judge! Though she said:

Stop nightclubbing and focus on your work!”

That means Lohan will have to stay on the straight and narrow until May 24, 2014. But, it shouldn’t be too hard now that the star promises she’s on the right track. She told the judge after breathing a huge sigh of relief:

I just want to say thank you for being fair. What you’ve done has really opened a lot of doors for me.”

Then Lohan gave a humungous hug to her lawyer, Shawn Holley, who’s undoubtedly going to retire in a Beverly Hills mansion tomorrow thanks to all of the work she’s done for Lohan over the years. Lohan’s probation started back in 2007 after her Beverly Hills DUI case. Had she not completed her community service and such, she could have been sentenced to 270 days in jail.

Not a genuine bone in her body. We’ve all known people like her and they never change.

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