Crazy Celebrity Kid’s Names

Celebrities are known for being a little eccentric now and again and no doubt they want their kids to be stars in the making and some celebs have put their kids in the limelight straight off the bat by naming them something weird and wonderful. Here are some of the craziest children’s names in showbusiness.

Pilot Inspektor

We kid you not. Ever seen My Name is Earl? Pretty funny TV show. Shame that Jason Lee, who plays Earl, decided to give his son such a bizarre name because I doubt he’ll be laughing in few years time!

Kal-El

For you non comic book fans out there Kal-El is Superman’s real name and it’s what Nicholas Cage chose to call his son. In fact he loves Marvel comics so much that he even changed his own last name to Cage in honour of character Luke Cage. What are the odds that he’ll grow up hating Marvel comics?

Apple

Little Apple Martin (daughter of Coldplay frontman Chris Martin and actress Gwyneth Paltrow) may well be the apple of her parents eye, but there’s no need to name your child after a fruit. Original it may be, but it just sounds silly. They followed up this ingenious name with Moses Bruce Anthony for their son.

Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa /Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily/Fifi Trixibell/ Little Pixie

Such a dazzling array of names to include in one family. Yes the offspring of Paula Yates and Bob Geldof/Michael Hutchence all sport rather bizarre fairy related names. An interest in the otherworld is one thing, to inflict it on your kids is quite another. Poor Peaches – bet she has trouble filling in forms.

Rumer Glenn, Tallulah Belle and Scout LaRue

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore named their three daughters Rumer Glenn, Tallulah Belle and Scout LaRue – certainly not the most bizarre on this list but definitely a little out there.

Rocket/Rebel/Racer

Ok, so Sin City director Robert Rodriguez has a thing about names beginning with the letter ‘R’ and also for names that sound speedy. At least they won’t feel out of place at home.

Harlow Winter Kate/Sparrow James Midnight

Harlow might be a little unusual but it’s actually a pretty name, not sure about the ‘Winter’ addition though. There are no excuses for calling your child Sparrow however, no matter how much you love Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Bronx Mowgli

Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz and pop star Ashlee Simpson certainly went all out naming their first child. Surely there are better places to name your child after than the notorious Bronx? And while we love the Jungle Book, not sure that Mowgli, which means ‘little naked frog’, is a great middle name either.

Kyd

Clearly wanting to state the obvious David Duchovny and Tea Leoni called their son Kyd. Great! But what happens when he grows up? Bet that’ll get irritating when he hits double digits.

Zuma Nesta Rock/Kingston James

Gwen Stefani is fantastic in so many senses – she’s a great singer and a style icon renowned for her love of gold jewellery. Unfortunately, when it comes to naming her and Gavin Rossdale‘s children she seems to have a bit of a blind spot. Kingston James? It’s unique but not too bad. But Zuma Nesta Rock? What a mouthful.

Tu Morrow

Numb3rs actor Rob Morrow is a cruel, cruel man. Clearly he must be because he cannot of thought of the implications in naming his daughter Tu. Yes, as in Tu Morrow.

Poppy Honey/Daisy Boo/Petal Blossom Rainbow

Do you think that Jamie and Jules Oliver have a penchant for all things floral? Nothing wrong with a flower based name for a little girl at all but they all sound sickly sweet. Including the words ‘boo’ or ‘rainbow’ in your children’s names is definitely a no go.

Sage Moonblood

Sounding a bit like a character from a sci-fi film, Sage Moonblood is the son of Sylvester Stallone. Perhaps Sly was hoping he would grow up to be really wise and erm… friends with werewolves?

Audio Science

I don’t actually know who Shannyn Sossamon is other than she’s some kind of American actress but she takes top crazy name marks for naming her child Audio Science. It sounds like something you can study, in fact I wouldn’t be surprised at all to find an Audio Science course on offer at our local University.

Jermajesty Jackson

Not wanting his son to be overshadowed by his famous family Jermaine Jackson clearly thought that his son needed a ridiculous name to help him stand out and so he called him Jermajesty. This is top of our list for worse named child and it’s more than a little egotistical too.

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