The Kardashian Christmas Card 2011: Who Died?

The Kardashian Family Christmas Card 2011 was teased to news over the weekend by Khloe Kardashian. She revealed an edited version and asked fans to guess who is who based upon their silhouette.Yesterday the final card arrived in media. I must note that this year’s card(pic above) is reflective of the 2010 card which got so much criticism for its lack of Сhristmas theme. Still, the Kardashian clan wasn’t taught any lesson by last year’s card that reminded everything but Christmas. As last year, the card was delivered also in 3D. Kourtney told:

Each year we all get together for a special photo shoot for our annual Christmas card and this year, our family photographer, Nick Saglimbeni, shot both a 2D version and a 3D version (see the 3D version in the gallery.”

I am strongly convinced that Christmas time is the time to be jolly and happy!!! But this card doesn’t contain any gram of merry atmosphere! I’ve got such feeling that they’re at funerals. All of them look like mannequins. And none of them smiles and I think this is not a Christmas card but just an advertisement for a wax museum.

Here are some backstage pics. They look pretty humanbeings here, without all those photoshop tricks. But who knows, Nick Saglimbeni might enhanced them too…

Some words concerning airbrushing this family is addicted to. This ‘card’ is photoshopped to death! One can spot the it a mile away .. look at Khloe’s legs in comparison to each other, the wood on the seat behind and her face and body have been reduced to half its size; Kourtney’s bum shows that her derriere alongside with her boobs have been enlarged, also they increased her Kendall’s leg goes fuzzy half way up the thigh, Kylie’s thigh has been extended so much it distorts the knee… Moreover, Koutney’s and Kris’ faces don’t even look human. Kris Jenner has definitely been the MOST air-brushed out of the bunch. She looks much slimmer in this photo than in real life. In fact, she looks “chunky” these days… Really plump!

And Khloe does not even look like herself – she’s been air-brushed to look totally different – her face looks odd and her body looks slim. Khloe is NOT pretty nor is she slim. Why are they being shoved down our throats every single day and all because one of them make a sex tape. Greed, money and fame… What a fake brood they are!!

P.S. The only one without that silly, ill-placed look of superiority is the one with talent…Lamar Odom… Don’t you find?

I’ve found some other Christmas cards of the Kardashians, from far away dinosaur era when these people weren’t infected with fake stardom:

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