Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Cover Leaked!
Lindsay Lohan… The controversial celebrity that’s impossible to understand. Drugs, bisexualism, theft, prison and other disgusting stuff for her 25 years. OMG, I’ve scared of my own words: she’s 25! Just 25! But she looks as if she was 45 at least. Awful slack skin, a smoker’s yellow teeth, flabby breast, geez, who on the world hired her for Playboy cover shot? I used to respect old man Hugh Hefner, but it seems to me that he began to suffer senile marasmus: where’s his incredible taste? He has invited this wretched LiLo and paid her $1 million! What for? Despite I’m a girl I like to look at graceful female shape as it’s stimulus for craving for toned up, curvy shape as those covergirls do have. All the more so guys: they would like to see a beautiful body on Playboy cover, and LiLo’s one can’t be called beautiful. Now that look at her as Playboy’s January/February issue with her leaked online. Poor Lindsay’s dream to make her nude cover’s big reveal on the Ellen DeGeneres show on December 15.
The 25-year-old actress is sitting on a Playboy bunny shaped red chair which covers her modesty, but opens her cleavage. She’s wearing just a pair of black high heels and her scorched long hair is falling around her shoulders. Briefly, absolutely no classy cover though it was her second shot as the first one didn’t satisfy Hugh Hefner. Later he told about the inspiration behind the shots:
It’s a classic tribute, inspired by the original Tom Kelley nude pictorial of Marilyn Monroe. [It’s] classy, very classy.It turned out very well. I would say that I had some reservations early on, but after a couple of false steps, everybody came on board and it’s going to be very exciting.”
Hugh, where’s it classy? Are you kidding us? It’s awful. Oh, yeah, Dina Lohan, Lindsay’s mother said the shoot was ‘tastefully done’. These two obviously went nuts. She told Christina McLarty, The Insider:
It was an opportunity for her and she’s done thousands and thousands of covers, so this was just something…she’s 25 now. It was just something that was her decision…we have a contractual say in how far it goes and her and Mr. Hefner will decide. She’ll pick five covers, he’ll pick the one, but she has a say. I don’t want to get into the contract, but it will be tastefully done.”
This is not the first time that Lindsay has bared all for a magazine, in 2008 she covered herself in just a sheer pink scarf posing on the front of New York magazine.
Lindsay has been keeping a fairly low profile of late and last month she spent just four and a half hours in jail, after being released early from her 30-day sentence, due to overcrowding. The sentence also demands Lohan to undergo 18 psychotherapy sessions and appear monthly at court hearings between December 2011 and March 2012, she also has to complete more community service. Go girl!
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April 29th, 2012 at 10:41 am
so the author thinks being bi is somethign disgusting??? kil the homophobia ppl, it isnt cool or needed… just like lohan, it is irrelevant