How to be rich & famous: The Hills

Do you ever think how much The Hills bitches and fags make per episode in our hard financial crisis times?

And just like last year when we counted how much each of The Hills stars made, this year’s salaries prove my last year’s point – you don’t have to be talented, you only gotta be popular to be rich.

The Daily Beast has released the round-up of how much each star of The Hills makes per episode this season.

Before Lauren Conrad left the show she was the ultimate salary leader earning $125,000 for every episode.
As she left, the reigning dollar queens are Audrina Patridge, Lauren Lo Bosworth and Heidi Montag who all add another $100,000 to their bank accounts after every episode.

The trio is followed by “the bitch is back”, Kristin Cavallari with $90,000.

What about the guys?

The Hollywood douchbag Spencer Pratt only makes $65,000 per show apparently making Heidi wear the pants in the family. Spencer’s co-star Brody Jenner only makes $45,000, sorry.

So if to sum up we get the following:

Audrina Patridge – $100,000 per episode ($2m per year)
Lauren “Lo” Bosworth – $100,000 per episode ($2m per year)
Heidi Montag – $100,000 per episode ($2m per year)
Kristin Cavallari – $90,000 per episode ($1.8m per year)
Spencer Pratt – $65,000 per episode ($1.3m per year)
Brody Jenner – $45,000 per episode ($900,000 per year)

To kind of get the total, add the money The Hills stars get for personal appearances at all kinds of glam shows and events (between $20,000 and $25,000 for a show-up).

Not bad, hah?

For the record, stars of The Real Housewives reportedly only make $30,000 a show.

Compare and enjoy.

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