Heiress told the Heat Magazine she wants to have a baby with Benji Madden. She said:

I do want a baby. Pretty soon. Not yet because I’m so busy, but next year.”

This girl really wants to be just like Nicole Richie. A Madden boyfriend, a baby from Madden…

But, who knows, may be it’s just a coincidence. Paris Hilton is funny.

Designer Julien Macdonald, who is known for hiring top stars to model his creations, has reportedly set his eyes on troubled Amy this year.

She’s an incredible person, who is just very unique and has a great style. She is just so different.”

He told the source.

Macdonald chose Naomi Campbell to model his final dress last year, while Paris Hilton was his celebrity muse for 2006.

Think it will be nice to see Amy doing something right and ordinary-people-like. Hope she’ll hit the gym before the show and does something with her eating habits. Good luck, Wino!

Playboy King Hugh Hefner is not going to marry his girlfriend Holly Madison. He says:

I love Holly very much and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life. But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle. It’s not a personal thing; I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.”

But Holly, 29, made it clear saying she wants nothing more than to marry Hef and have his babies. At the Playmate of the Year Party she said:

We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago. It’s like a car stalled at the side of the road.”

Dear Holly… First of all he’s 80, second, you’re not the only girlfriend in his house and third and the most important you know and you knew who you’re dealing with – the Playboy.

Plus, I don’t think he wants to share his money with any of the playboy-girls. It’s such a joke. Find yourself some other old man who’s about to leave this world, cause Hef is viable.

Yes, you’re right. That’s Paris Hilton enjoying Hef’s company. Nothing personal. Just business.

Here is what Clooney told Rolling Stone:

There is a funny thing that happens when you are a young actor. You equate financial success and getting jobs with whether or not you are good at it.

And it still happens. That’s why there is Paris Hilton. Now I’m in trouble with Paris Hilton.”

Well, I agree with you, George Clooney. But I respect Paris for being a hellova business lady. She makes loads of money, man, loads! And hey, your girl Sarah Larson, do you thinks she’s talented? Nope.

Here’s what I tell you, George. Girls like Paris and Sarah make it there where you are by having thick skin, bull’s balls and cunning crave. Not the talent.

They bite ass, break legs, eat scorpions and burgers and talk about Kim Kardashian’s ass.

They are bitchy vixens, so watch out!

Paris was spotted wearing a two-banded diamond ring on that elegant finger. She showed up at the Loft and Garden in Rockefeller Center to talk about Sally Beauty Supply hair extension line promotion but the talk has turned the other way. The Benji way.

People asked Paris Hilton if it was an engagement ring, to what heiress replied:

No, it’s just a present. He’s sweet.

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn’t do a Vegas [wedding]. I don’t know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.”

Paris is getting calmer and it seems she is into marriage and babies a lot.

Nicole is our first friend to have a baby … Seeing Harlow, it really makes me want one. I’ve always wanted to have a baby. I’m definitely ‘Aunt Paris.’ “

I hope she doesn’t do it just because Nicole Richie does. The Madden boyfriend, the marriage, and the baby. Oh yeah, the baby, and then the wedding.

Benji Madden is not only tied up to her hip. His brother, Nicole’s beau Joel also describes Paris Hilton as ‘wifey material’:

I always knew she was, like, wife material, or serious girlfriend material”

Say what you want, Joel.

Does that mean you’re not marrying Nicole first? Uh, I got it. You guys take turns. You have the baby and Benji does the wedding. Paris rocks!

Can’t wait!

While Paris Hilton is being a muse, her amuzee Perez Hilton appears in British issue of GQ magazine. On his blog he’s so excited for the entire 5 pages featuring his creative toilet photoshoot and bitches about Gwyneth Paltrow being on the cover.

The guy is hilarious and so very gay it makes the entire perezhilton.com experience really cute and bold at the same time.

As he calls himself The Queen of All Media he says:

I don’t take myself too seriously. If you dish it out then you have to take it.”

The guy is the most popular blogger and the most hated one by Hollywood celebrities. He photoshops the pics he posts there with the most arrogant comments and this is what makes him so different.

Well, well, Perez you’re becoming a celebrity yourself. Watch out, there is a blog fuckperezhilton.com

Joel Madden has surprised his Nicole and took her away for vacation. While that his twin brother Benji has given his beloved Paris a song called ‘Shine Your Light’. Oh, how sweet!

Monday night at the LG launch of the TV series Scarlet Paris Hilton said:

He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”

She’s now a muse to Benji Madden and it seems like they got more scores in who’s the sweeter couple: them or Joel and Nicole Richie. When asked who’s making the way to the altar first, heiress replied with a smile:

I don’t know… My life’s a lot different now, I’m very much at peace, and I’m so happy, and in control, and so very excited about life.”

As Benji Madden spent the night sharing DJ table with his friend Steve Aoki, Paris couldn’t stop gushing about her 29-year-old boyfriend from Good Charlotte:

He’s my best friend. He’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.”

I always talk about Paris Hilton and Benji, for once let me bring up Joel Madden. He’s hot, let me tell ya! Paris, you got the wrong twin, babe. Nicole Richie is lucky to have him whisk her and their three month old daughter Harlow away for a family vacation to the California desert this weekend. Joel Madden told People magazine:

[Nicole] hasn’t been able to do a whole lot over the year, so we’re having a little family trip.I [rented] a house and surprised Nicole with a weekend trip because she likes Coachella. She was like, ‘I really want to go!’ So I surprised her. We brought the baby.”

“The Richie-Madden clan headed to the Palm Springs area for the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival, a three-day event headlined by performers including Prince, Jack Johnson and Roger Waters. “- tells People.

Good Charlotte are pretty cool guys, which one is your fav: Joel or Benji Madden? Benji left and Joel right:

Seems the “cottage cheese in a garbage bag” joke isn’t over yet. The compliment Paris Hilton gave Kim Kardashian was supposed to be forgotten.

Hotel heiress apologized and hottie socialite - reality star Kim said she won’t be mad at Paris since they were friends long ago when they were kids.

But, Kim Kardashian inked a deal that prevents Ed Hardy from giving any clothes to the hotel heiress.

What a bitchy score! Now, Kim tipped off paparazzi she will enjoy the exclusive Hardy gear much more knowing that Paris can’t have it because she doesn’t keep her mouth shut.

And by the way, Kim also got herself a really sweet brand new convertible Bentley. She was rollin around Beverly Hills shopping for accessories this past weekend.