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Heidi Montag: So you think you can act?

marina — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:55:14 +0000

What were they thinking when casting botox face Heidi Montag to star in the movie alongside Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Adam Sandler?

Just Go With It is Montag’s big screen debut in which she puts her plastic surgery enhanced assets against those of Sports Illustrated model Brooklyn Decker. But unlike Heidi, who should be happy with a tiny cameo in the movie, Brooklyn stars as Sandler’s love interest.

I just had THE BEST day of my life filming my first comedy movie!!!!!” Heidi tweeted after the filming. “It was beyond what I could have ever dreamed!!!!! And I am wearing my sailor shorts I designed in the movie!!!”

Just Go With It was originally titled Pretend Wife. The movie follows surgeon Sandler who convinces a single mother (Jennifer Aniston) to pretend to be his soon-to-be-divorced wife so that he doesn’t lose the woman he loves (Decker).

Just having Heidi in the project makes it a total flop.

Will you watch Just Go With It?

Kate Moss is voted teens’ top role model

marina — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 10:13:18 +0000

You read it right, more than a 1000 of British 16-year-olds have chosen former crackhead Kate Moss to be their top role model in the new poll conducted by www.intotheblue.co.uk, The Associated Press reported.

Kate won the poll with staggering 68% coming ahead of footballer Wayne Rooney (60%), Lady GaGa (53%), Celebrity Big Brother star Nicola T (50%), and Tycoon Sir Richard Branson (43%).

1,032 teens took part in the survey that also showed that half of the respondents didn’t want a career but only wanted to be famous by becoming a celebrity (think starring in reality TV shows and dating celebs).

Ironically, only 19% of the teens believed they had any talent to become a celebrity.

More Heidi Montags on the way? Oh, God, no

It’s all about boobs: Montag debuts new body

marina — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 08:42:05 +0000

It’s been almost three months since Heidi Montag, 23, The Hills reality star and self-proclaimed singer and designer, went under the knife to have 10 surgery procedures in one day to make her body even more beautiful than it already was.

Three months later she was chosen to host Valentine’s Day celebrations at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas.

Accompanied by her douche bag hubby Spencer Pratt Heidi debuted her new body (and her new DDD cups) to paps and nightclub guests wearing a sexy body-hugging red gown, high stilettos and red heart necklace and ring.

Don’t think I’m envious or something cuz I’m really not, but Heidi looks ugly. Pre-surgery Heidi had some sort of individuality and personality but the new Heidi is like a live size Barbie – plastic, fake and boring.

And while her bust looks great her face looks strange and porcelain doll’s like. Can you tell she’s 23? She looks 30 to me.

Heidi’s surgery: Now it finally makes sense

marina — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 06:50:41 +0000

I knew it was for a reason (forget all the “reaching perfection” bullshit). The reason is simple as this – Heidi Montag knows she’s a shitty actress, singer and model, so her only way to get famous is to join in porn business.

Heidi first posed for Playboy Magazine in September 2009 and now she’s planning another more revealing shoot to flaunt her new body (read go topless and show her DDD cups).

According to In Touch, she’s been offered $500,000 to debut her newly improved post-surgery body to Playboy readers. And as she’s always in need of money (her self-produced album flopped, just like everyone had predicted), she’s sure to willingly jump at the offer.

Heidi loves her new body, but she’s especially happy about her breast implants,” the source quotes an insider as saying. “She could use the money, and she’s finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine.”

Do you want to see Heidi naked in Playboy again? [Just the idea of it makes me sick, you?]

Mom: “Heidi Montag is a circus freak”

marina — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 08:33:29 +0000

I can’t help but agree.

According to Heidi Montag who had 10 cosmetic procedures in one day in November 2009, her mom is not happy with her new look.

Heidi who had surgery on her chin, hips, boobs, forehead and belly, said her mom’s first reaction was astounding and she was looking at the 23 year old reality star as if she were a “zoo animal” or “a circus freak.”

Still, Montag is brave enough to wash her dirty laundry in public and turn it all into a show. Heidi gushed to People:

I was nervous, but also excited. I never thought in my wildest dreams she was going to react the way she did. She was looking at me almost like a zoo animal. It wasn’t like I was her daughter anymore. She was looking at me like I was a circus freak. I tried to leave it as best as I could, but my heart was breaking.”

Poor stupid Heidi

Online media boycott Speidi

marina — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:22:33 +0000

I definitely heart this idea. Some of the online media sources, like for example, OhNoTheyDidn’t.com have declared their firm decision to ignore and boycott all the gossip related to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt aka Speidi.

Wondering how many websites will get Speidi free…

I am glad to announce that is now officially Speidi Free,” ONTD revealed. “Any submission about these two will be rejected unless there is an official pregnancy announcement, birth, divorce or death. Otherwise we shall pretend they do not exist. If they attack another celebrity, as Spencer did recently to ONTD favorite Al Roker, it will not be reported unless the abused party makes a significant statement. Even if nude photos of them are “leaked”… they will not be posted… Enough is enough.”

This sets a precedent. So more similar cases can occur.

Do you, my dear Glamour Vanity readers, also want to see GV.com Speidi free? Just let me know and we’ll work it out together!

Your hangover sickness soundtrack arrived

marina — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 09:34:55 +0000

As I see it that’s the utmost Heidi Montag’s songs can be used for.

Mrs. Spencer Pratt has unveiled the cover art of her new album called Here She Is…

Even Photoshop and beautiful body suit can’t do anything about my super bitchy attitude towards this “singer” and her 7 track album. Seven tracks? If I were Montag’s fan I’d consider it offensive & disrespectful!

I agree with guys at ICYDK.com who dub this album as the compilation of “the biggest hits of our generation”! Yeah, definitely!

Just curious, are there any people who Do like to listen to Heidi sing?

Hot Halloween costume ideas

marina — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:11:13 +0000

You’ve got about 14 days to get your Halloween costume ready. Any ideas?

I feel like going sexy this Halloween, so while browsing through online stores looking for great ideas for my own costume I stumbled on these Halloween outfits, and I loved them.

Check them out yourself but mind you’ve only got 14 days to enjoy 60% off every outfit. The promotion will end on October 31, 2009.

Sexy Halloween Costume Star Wars Slave Princess Leia

Loving this Star Wars themed costume. Princess Leia, anyone? Use your chance to be Jabba’s slave in this Princess Leia slave costume!

Sexy Halloween Costumes Adult Lady Matador Costume

Catch Your Bull By The Horns With This Sexy Matador Costume. Black leather and red velvet – a classic combo for seduction.

Barbie Solo In The Spotlight Costume

Well, as fat as Barbie is celebrating her 50th anniversary this year I thought it could be great to pay your own Halloween tribute in this Barbie costume. Dress with attached faux flower, gloves, handkerchief, and matching necklace with Barbie charm.

Sexy Adult Halloween Costumes Cop Police Costume

Well, that’s classic. Remember Heidi Montag’s cop costume last year? Well, this 7 piece Lady Traffic Cop outfit looks much better than that!

Sexy Jailhouse Inmate Adult Felon Halloween Costume

I immediately remembered Paris Hilton when I looked at this sexy inmate costume. Your thoughts?

Sexy Womens Adult Harry Potter Costume

This is my favorite! Harry Potter inspired, this sexy Hogwarts school uniform will help you cast a sexy spell your own Ron Weasley!

Just couldn’t miss this one. I doubt that it can be considered sexy but it’s definitely a fun and every Halloween party must have outfit. Socket & Plug! This is even hotter than Gwen Stefani’s egg costume.

Rasta Imposta 17942 Plug Socket Couples Set Plus Adult Costume Size Plus

The thing I love about this outfit is that the plug will fit into socket costume! A perfect couples costume, indeed.

How to be rich & famous: The Hills

marina — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:37:29 +0000

Do you ever think how much The Hills bitches and fags make per episode in our hard financial crisis times?

And just like last year when we counted how much each of The Hills stars made, this year’s salaries prove my last year’s point – you don’t have to be talented, you only gotta be popular to be rich.

The Daily Beast has released the round-up of how much each star of The Hills makes per episode this season.

Before Lauren Conrad left the show she was the ultimate salary leader earning $125,000 for every episode.
As she left, the reigning dollar queens are Audrina Patridge, Lauren Lo Bosworth and Heidi Montag who all add another $100,000 to their bank accounts after every episode.

The trio is followed by “the bitch is back”, Kristin Cavallari with $90,000.

What about the guys?

The Hollywood douchbag Spencer Pratt only makes $65,000 per show apparently making Heidi wear the pants in the family. Spencer’s co-star Brody Jenner only makes $45,000, sorry.

So if to sum up we get the following:

Audrina Patridge – $100,000 per episode ($2m per year)
Lauren “Lo” Bosworth – $100,000 per episode ($2m per year)
Heidi Montag - $100,000 per episode ($2m per year)
Kristin Cavallari – $90,000 per episode ($1.8m per year)
Spencer Pratt – $65,000 per episode ($1.3m per year)
Brody Jenner – $45,000 per episode ($900,000 per year)

To kind of get the total, add the money The Hills stars get for personal appearances at all kinds of glam shows and events (between $20,000 and $25,000 for a show-up).

Not bad, hah?

For the record, stars of The Real Housewives reportedly only make $30,000 a show.

Compare and enjoy.

Audrina Patridge leaves The Hills

marina — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 06:34:45 +0000

Audrina Patridge follows into Lauren Conrad steps. She’s the next reality show star to leave the project in the nearest future.

I’m almost done with The Hills. We’re in the middle of finishing these episodes, and I’ll be leaving then,” she’s said lately. “It feels like I’m graduating. I’m taking the next step and growing up and maturing and moving on in my life.”

Audrina plans to move on to her own reality show and, eventually, to a serious movie career. (You can see Patridge in Sorority Row co-starring with Rumor Willis).

I moved to Los Angeles to be an actress, and before I got onto The Hills, I was going to auditions and castings and working full-time at [film studios] Quixote Studios and Smashbox,” she noted. “On the movie [Sorority Row], I went to my acting coach twice a week and I memorized all the lines. On The Hills, you show up for an hour and say what you want then leave.”

Looks, like Audrina still has a lot to learn about acting. Hope she’ll handle it.

Anyways, being almost finished with The Hills, Patridge can finally say what she wants to say about her co-stars, especially Heidi Montag and her infamous Miss Universe performance.

Check it out. Your thoughts about the underlying message?

I feel like Heidi, you know, she’s doing it for fun, where a lot of singers and people, they work their ass off, and they actually have amazing voices and they can really sing and perform, and I feel like a lot of people don’t get to experience what Heidi has, going on in front of a billion people and perform on TV. I just don’t think she’s taking it that serious, and that’s what’s kind of disappointing for me, for music lovers out there.”

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