Seems the “cottage cheese in a garbage bag” joke isn’t over yet. The compliment Paris Hilton gave Kim Kardashian was supposed to be forgotten.

Hotel heiress apologized and hottie socialite - reality star Kim said she won’t be mad at Paris since they were friends long ago when they were kids.

But, Kim Kardashian inked a deal that prevents Ed Hardy from giving any clothes to the hotel heiress.

What a bitchy score! Now, Kim tipped off paparazzi she will enjoy the exclusive Hardy gear much more knowing that Paris can’t have it because she doesn’t keep her mouth shut.

And by the way, Kim also got herself a really sweet brand new convertible Bentley. She was rollin around Beverly Hills shopping for accessories this past weekend.

Once, Elizabeth Hurley, said she would never again sit eating lunch on a boat in a skimpy two-piece. She declared she was done with bikinis. But looking at these pictures taken by Mert and Markus you will see she changed her mind and body towards the better.

In the yacht - set shoot she looks as stunning as women half her age. Wearing a see through pink top or a two piece Liz amazes my eyes. She’s a mother of one child and is 42 years old. My respects, pretty Liz!

The best one is this white body - con style feel which is the hottest key trend this summer. I heard rumors that the next Bond girl will wear it. Got it? Get it!

A range of swimming suits from High Street store Mango includes a lot of two piece items in brown, peach, bright pink and white colors. Peach and white are the hit choices for looking hot on the beach this summer.

The 2008 Summer Olympics will be celebrated from August 8, 2008 to August 24, 2008, with the opening ceremony commencing on 08 August at 8 pm at the Beijing National Stadium in Beijing. The 2008 Olympics will see the return of 28 sports, and will hold 302 events. Inspired by this huge event Gucci is pleased to present their “8 – 8 – 2008 limited edition”. Creative Director Frida Giannini epitomizes sporty luxury in the 8 exclusive accessories taking her cue from the competitive sports.

The noteworthy item in this creative collection is the new I Gucci watch. Gucci’s first ever digital timepiece is the most tantalizing thing for cosmopolitan watch fans and will be sold everywhere in the world unlike the rest of the collection which will be sold exclusively only in Hong Kong and mainland China.

Its flawless digital face features both numerical or clock hand format, black dial and steel frame to epitomize sporty elegance. The surface of its red monochrome rubber strap is engraved with the Gucci logo on the exterior, while the interior has been embossed with Gucci’s iconic GG pattern.

To pay homeage to China Frida created a panda. Though created for leisure the panda-teddy-bear is of the impeccable quality and done in soft leather. And the necklace inspired by military tags, in sterling silver and enamel making it the perfect accessory for casual looks.

The most exciting piece of the “8-8-2008 Limited Edition” collection is a unique bicycle, with bold red double GG leather details and collectable items such as a luxurious set covered in red “La Pelle Guccissima”

Frida also proposes the bold “La Pelle Guccissima” for two pieces of luggage. The first is chic, sturdy leather duffel and the other is a soft leather messenger bag with Gucci’s iconic green-red-green web on the shoulder strap.

Also collection includes sports shoes, for both men and women, articulated in a fresh patchwork of suede, patent leather and gold trim.

As for the bold red that permeates this standout collection, Frida comments:

Not only does red evoke “Happiness” and “Celebration” - two emotions that couldn’t be more appropriate to describe the excitement in the world of sports - but it also happens to be a very fashionable color for 2008! I also designed just 8 products for this collection, which mirror the lucky number 8 in Chinese culture”

Gwen Stefani has revealed she dreams of having her own beauty line one day. The singer, who is due to release her perfume range Harajuku Lovers this autumn wants to expand further into the cosmetic market, reported FemaleFirst recently. The singer said:

I would love to have a full L.A.M.B. beauty line one day. It makes sense. I’ve always loved doing my hair and makeup and getting all dressed up. When I have a party or an event to go to, getting ready is just as much fun as actually going out.”

As for her perfume line, I can say that Harajuku Lovers is to be made up of five different fragrances based on Gwen and her four dancers Love, Angel, Music and Baby.

“I didn’t think this project would actually come to life,” Stefani added. Gwen confessed she was delighted to find out she had a chance to do five different fragrances for Harajuku Lovers.

It really had to be five, because that’s what the world is.”

Sounds profound and philosophic.

“Each girl has her own personality and sense of style. We’re all saying something different with unique personalities,” Gwen concluded, according to the source.

We’re looking forward for your perfume, Gwen. Sure it’ll be better than Britney’s.

Remember Marilyn Manson’s ex wife Dita von Teese? Sure you do, she’s such a beauty, she made her own burlesque show, and she’s a new Wonderbra model. But turns out this ad queen has her own frame in the wardrobe. Dita has secret hardcore porn past, The Sun has revealed.

The stage queen starred in a kinky lesbian movie.

Explicit clips of the 35-year-old being spanked and pleasured with a bizarre sex toy by women have emerged online. It is a blow to Wonderbra who only launched her as the new face of their famous push-up bra last month. The company hoped Dita would enhance the company’s clean-cut image by designing her own limited edition collection. The dirty flick will surely shock big lingerie bosses.

Now tell me would you like to see Dita romp with a leggy beauty with a sex toy, or cavort with two stunners in corsets? Say yes.

I’ve always been interested in what is going on in backstage of fashion industry, what fashion bosses like, dislike, eat, read, etc. And here’s the thing I just loved! According to FemaleFirst, Miuccia Prada likes to keep her staff on a tight lead, at least that’s what a leaked memo containing her office rules suggests.

Just listen to this: “Desk and work surfaces should be clean and uncluttered. Pictures, calendars, etc. should not be taped to cubicle/office walls.”

It continued: “Pets may not be brought to the corporate office or the store. For corporate employees, all coats should be hung in the appropriate coatroom and not kept in offices or hung over cubicle walls.”

And here’s my fave part: “Window shades should be even (either completely up or completely down) throughout one side of the floor. Items may not be placed on the window sills.” I guess it’s paranoid, but funny.

“In addition, it is important to take a break from your workday and enjoy your lunch. Therefore, absent extenuating circumstances, lunch may not be eaten at your desk.”

Looks like I can’t work for Prada, I do everything wrong, like I’m eating my lunch right at my desk now. I’m such a bad girl!

All, cheers to new J Lo! Hedi Montag besides being The Hills star, besides attempting to sing, besides hanging out with her beau Spencer Pratt, is now lunching her own fashion line.
Heidiwood fashion line is launched at the Hollywood & Highland Center April 11. I just can’t wait to see it, really. According to Heidi, her designs will be fun and flirty for the everyday woman.
Oh, man! This girl never runs out of ideas to make our life a bit more interesting and funny.

According to the rumors, Heidi even wanted to change the famous Hollywood sign to Heidiwood, but fortunately for all of us, she wasn’t allowed to. Well, we’ll see if this girl can actually become a new J Lo, but judging by her singing, she’s really unlikely to.

I hope she won’t say that after her fist fashion show she was crying all night long. On the other hand, Paris Hilton isn’t a very talented singer or whatever she is either, and she’s successfully launched her own fashion lines, maybe Heidi will follow in her footsteps. But two Parises are too much for the nation!

Spring is finally doing its job. If not always outside the window, but it is definitely casting its warmth over designers. Here is my top favorite fashion flows for the coming warm season. The main tendency for casual clothes is shorts. Shorts in all styles and for any occasion. They go well with shirts and bright coats. The must have accessories are huge black sun glasses and even more important a belt. This season I see belts used for any collection, belts are everywhere even on shoes and bags. So make sure to fill up your wardrobe with some latest ideas. Lacoste for both ladies and gents. It is fresh and cool. The collection reminds me the outfits for barbies and kens. This spring Lacoste is my # 1 choice for Sunday golf and bbq.

Blumarine presents rich collection of shorts and jackets. I find it fantastic to look hot and representative at the same time. I can wear it to the business meeting and still look sophisticated wearing short shorts. Well, not quiet sure about the length, but I am Miss Provocateur! Brown with a slight gold goes perfectly with any color of blue. And don’t forget the belt.

For the guy accompanying me I pick DKNY. Not too flashy, pure NY style but so much glam in the thin tie. I love the idea of a tie in two colors. One black and one laid - on bright: orange, pink or blue. Hot! Sweet and glamorous match would be Emporio’s black dress with a belt higher than the usual, stiletto heels, massive bracelet and shaded sun glasses.

D & G is always nice. This wear is comfortable and goes well with the huge bags. I take it for the trip from one city to another. Victoria Beckham would too. On the rainy early may a coat from Ralph Lauren would be more than needed. All the rage is in color of the season! The last tendency every respected designer has in their collection spring-summer 2008 is golden yellow. It will make you look totally in style. Wear this coat on any day, even the sunny day. But please don’t over exaggerate with the color. The golden yellow is enough. Huge sun glasses, a huge bag and tight black pants are required.

Who doesn’t go crazy for the best part of women’s clothing? To me it is the most exciting part of choosing my outfit for any occasion. My favorite one is surely Agent Provocateur. It speaks for itself. “Classic to exotic lingerie” it gives the best sense to what it has to be like during your best moments of romantic adventures. Inciting agent – is what it means in French. Agent Provocateur, by definition, means a person employed by the police or other law enforcement body to act undercover and entice or provoke another person to commit an illegal act. Wearing a piece of their provocative collections makes any girl want to get into adventures. The collection of summer beach wear is what you need to make it to Bond’s girl. Seriously sexy lingerie requires thought to make it withholding and breathtaking… It can even be an alternative to naked body. Agent Provocateur lingerie holds the intimacy and the secrets of the most intimate body parts and makes ordinary become an extraordinary provoking adventure. I love it! For the accessories definitely go for AP. It has suspender belts, garters, and corsetry among knickers, bras, hoisery, shoes and gloves. Forgot the last touch? They do it: perfume, candles, massage oils, music, even books. Enter the world of a real woman.