It seems like Jolie and Pitt’s family has gotten to the stage of long married couples.

Their passions are in the past and there are everyday problems they face everyday like buying a $140 million yacht in Italy which has 5 bedrooms inside done in gold and marble, ground for helicopter landing and a little submarine.Yes, luxury – highest class! They got it all.

But in between the family pals say that Brad Pitt is getting tired of his indefatigable business-lady wife. He’s feeling down from not getting enough of her attention. There are rumors he said “We don’t even make out anymore!” But what the hell, Angelina’s pregnant, man!

And surely, Jennifer Aniston, Brad’s ex wife added up the issue by sending some toys, children’s books and a greeting card to him saying she congratulates him with the upcoming birth of his child.

That got Angelina Jolie mad big time. She got pissed off and threw those presents away.

I don’t even know which one of Brad’s girls is more of a bitch.

Brad Pitt and his beautiful pregnant Angelina Jolie decided not to be too modest this time and got themselves a number of islands in UAE. The whole archipelago of small islands was artificially created along the beach.

The fancy construction is due to be complete by the end of 2008. The last touch of the luxuries is the shape in which those islands are constructed. From the helicopter they look like shapes of the continents of our planet. Distances between each island are about 50 to 100 meters. They are called The World islands. Their famous neighbor is Michael Schumacher, Formula 1 world champion.

This ambitious couple is really having everything they deserve. According to rumors, this time Mr. and Mrs. Smith spent nearly $35 million.

This is the weirdest family tree ever. At first I doubted that it was true, until I actually checked the existence of such institute as The New England Historic Genealogical Society and also watched “The View” where Barack said that Brad is the one who got the looks in a family. He said “I guess we’re ninth cousins or something…”

“The View” hostess Barbara Walters said she thinks Barack is actually pretty sexy and the democrat President candidate had a blush. Actually I also find him very - very attractive, I agree he’s damn sexy… I mean sexy for President. Than he had to go and talk about the foreign policy etc. God, his intelligence and his manners turn me on.

The New England Historic Genealogical Society is the oldest and largest nonprofit genealogical organization in the country. It has found a way to get Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton together through their lineage! They claim Hillary is also ninth cousin to Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt’s wife. What a family! They definitely need a reunion!

Hillary is a distant cousin to Celine Dion, Madonna and Alanice Morissette, if she doesn’t win the elections, which I hope wins Barack she can form a girls band.

Barack Obama is also related to such former Presidents as Harry S. Truman and Gerald Ford.

Pregnant Angelina Jolie has developed a form of diabetes that hits mums-to-be, according to the Star.

Angelina, 32, is now pregnant with twins, reportedly a boy and a girl. The actress is reportedly nauseous and her legs are so swollen she needs bigger shoes. She is also “constantly tired” from taking her four other kids to Texas, where her partner Brad Pitt is making his new film now. A source told the Star: “She’s sick and irritable and feels heavy and weak.”

According to the source Jolie has gestational diabetes. “She found out about a month ago. She’s been seeing a nutritionist about it frequently.” This condition is treated with diet and exercise. It is curable, but sufferers run the risk of developing Type 2 diabetes.
Guess, Angelina should finally have some rest from her never ending peace missions. Stop saving the world, better care about your own health, Angie!

There is a rumor that Jennifer Aniston has decided to write her own book. This will be memoirs. The girl is sick and tired of everyone bugging her about Brad Pitt. It was such a long time ago, but public still brings up the issue of her attitude towards Angelina Jolie who was the reason for Brad Pitt leaving Jen. To cross her t’s Jennifer decides to write it down in her book.

I heard there will be a whole chapter about Jolie in which Aniston will thoroughly put all of her thoughts about Jolie’s personality. It won’t be revenge, because Jennifer Aniston is setting a meeting with “Mr & Mrs Smith” to go over the details in the book.

I respect that, Jen. Go on. There will be the one for you too. You must agree Angelina and Pitt are making a great couple.

Celebs earn a lot of money and they spend a lot, on charity as well. They become UN Ambassadors of Goodwill and UN Special Ambassadors. They seem to want to help people who are not as blessed as they are. Good job, guys! Lots of celebrities are involved with charity, though sometimes seems many do it just for publicity. Nevertheless, here are some celebs Hollywood can really be proud of.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reigning Queen and King of Charity. According to the first federal filing, the Jolie Pitt Foundation has donated more than $8 million dollars to charity in 2006. Brad Pitt put $4,402,317 in the fund and Jolie’s share was $4,123,613. In 2007 Brad Pitt has reportedly spent some more $5 on charity, but there’s yet no official information about it.

Meantime, Friends star Courtney Cox and her husband David Arquette have given themselves two weeks to raise $1 million for people with an incurable skin condition. Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom will help the couple to raise the money for the Epidermolysis Bullosa Medical Research Foundation. “Now is such an important time to put the spotlight on EB and ensure that research can continue at a fast pace,” Cox Arquette said.

Earlier this month, Hollywood heartbreaker George Clooney donated $500,000 to a U.N. food agency to help it continue flights going in and out of Sudan’s Darfur region. “This is a critical time for the program. Without immediate additional funding, humanitarian aid in the region will be crippled,” said Mr. Clooney.

One of the most well knows humanitarians in show biz is U2 Bono, of course. He’s UN Goodwill Ambassador, he fights with poverty, AIDS, fights for debt relief in Africa, he takes part in fund raising concerts, he also donates to One in Four Ireland, thus, helping survivors of sexual abuse.

Lots of celebs have their own foundations to support and help people. Will and Jada Smith Family Foundation focuses on education and inner-city family welfare. Madonna is a member of Raising Malawi’s Advisory Committee, and in charge of The Raising Malawi Consol Homes Orphan Care Center.

Even such trouble stars like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton also go into charity sometimes. Britney Spears Foundation’s work is focused on the power entertainment to heal and fulfill. The Foundation also supports The Britney Spears Camp for the Performing Arts. In 2006 the Foundation gave $585,000 to charity, including a huge donation to Hurricane Katrina relief programs. The Foundation also gave money to a cancer appeal, a summer camp and an offshoot of Hollywood’s Kabbalah Centre. Impressing, right?

Everyone does charity now. Is it a new fancy or a real desire to help? It’s hard to say. I bet a lot of celebs don’t even know what their foundations are about. Publicity spoils people a lot. High rating isn’t everything important in this life. Charity foundations must work, otherwise, what are they actually for? You know, it’s always nice to watch when Brad Pitt rebuilds New Orleans, or Angelina Jolie, or Bono visits Africa and Baghdad. There are some celebs doing the same things too. No publicity, just a great desire to help. These stars do deserve reverence for what they do, as they do it from the bottom of their hearts.

It gets to be really popular to have children in Hollywood. Seems like every female star is or going to be pregnant soon. Some stars are only expecting, some have already given birth to their offspring lately. So who are these lucky mommies and daddies 2008?
Christina Aguilera gave birth to her son Max Liron on January, 11 this year, along with Nicole Richie who welcomed her daughter Harlow Winter Kate just on the same day too.

J.Lo and Marc Anthony became happy parents of twins Max and Emme on February, 22. Former Sabrina the Teenage Witch star Melissa Joan Hart and her husband Mark Wilkerson welcomed their second son on March, 12. Actress Halle Berry and her boyfriend Gabriel Aubry welcomed their first daughter on March, 16. And there are a lot more stars expecting their babies this year. Oscar-winner Cate Blanchett is expecting her third child in April. Fantastic Four star Jessica Alba and her boyfriend Cash Warren will be expecting their first baby in early summer. She is reportedly pregnant with twins.

Former Hairspray star and current Dancing with the Stars contestant Marissa Jaret Winokur is expecting her first child too. According to the star, a surrogate mother is 5 months along with her baby. Another celebrity to join stars is Mini Driver who’ll be expecting her first child in August this year. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are said to be expecting twins, a boy and a girl this summer. These will be their second and third biological children. Jolie and Pitt also have three adopted children Maddox, Zahara, and Pax-Thien. Their first biological child, daughter Shiloh, was born in May, 2006.

Sweet-voiced singer Gwen Stefani and her husband are expecting their second child early this summer to join their son Kingston who was born May, 2006. Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are having a girl in early June. Dean and Tori’s first child, Liam Aaron, just turned 1. Britney Spears’ younger sister Jamie Lynn, 16, and is also pregnant with her first child by her boyfriend Casey Aldridge. Oops, they did it again!

So, is there anybody else on the list? Time will show. For now, seems like diapers will be Hollywood’s must-have this year.