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You’re so gay, Ken!

Category: Scandals

November 4th, 2009

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And this is the best Mattel could come up with to celebrate Barbie’s 50th birthday? I can’t believe they created this Sugar Daddy edition of the Ken Doll. Looks sooo anti-Ken!

I always thought Ken was a symbol of masculine sensuality but this new doll takes it to a brand new uber-metrosexual level.

Ken is supposed to be sexy, not fag! C’mon guys at Mattel. A man with a tiny Paris Hilton-styled pooch with a pink leash isn’t what Ken has associated with for so many decades!

Anyways, that’s what Mattel writes about the new doll:

“Lookin’ for a sugar daddy? Head to Palm Beach with Ken! Silkstone Barbie Doll body and part of the elite Gold Label Collection. Made with the adult collector in mind!

Join the cool sophistication in breezy Palm Beach! Sporting a dashing jacquard-patterned jacket with a light pink polo shirt and crisp white pants, this Ken Doll is ready for the Palm Beach social season, sunning by the pool, and a stroll with his furry little companion.

Fashion designed exclusively for the Silkstone Barbie Doll body, he’s made with the adult collector in mind. This item includes a Ken doll, jacket, pink polo shirt, white shoes, dog with leash, swim trunks, accessories, doll stand, and certificate of authenticity. Look no further for your sugar daddy!”

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