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Category: Celebrity Kids
June 7th, 2008

She’s actually pregnant with twin panda bears, so Brad’s going to be bummed out when he finds out they’re not his.”

, on his Kung Fu Panda costar , on TRL

Category: Celebrities
June 6th, 2008

You want to go out for a dinner with the hot Kardashian sisters? Well, is the only hot one in the family, but anyways if you do want to have a dinner with them and you like to bid than go to eBay. The start up is $8100. Here is what Kim offers:

My sisters Khloe and Kourtney and I want to have lunch with you! We can talk about what it is like being in the public eye, having your own reality show, “girl talk”, and of course our favorite topic - fashion! Not sure where we will meet for lunch, but it will be somewhere nice not too far from our store DASH, about 45 minutes away from Beverly Hills and Hollywood. DASH is at 4774 Park Granada #5, Calabasas, CA 91302.”

The money will go to the Dream Foundation that grants wishes to adults battling terminal illnesses. The reality show sisters try hard to be aware of the urgent issues. Watch Kardashians speaking of Burma in their store DASH.

Category: Music
June 6th, 2008

Britney is on the right track back to top. Two cameos for How I Met Your Mother, gym sessions every day, more visitation rights with her kids – Brit-Brit is doing her utmost to get her once successful career back.

Yesterday she made another step in the right direction by making a cameo in a video ‘When I Grow Up’.

“In the scene shot [Wednesday], Britney is driving in a car,” the set source told Usmagazine.com. “They all wave at each other as they are passing in traffic — that is it. It is genius and you will love it!”

According to the insider, Britney looked “hot and blonde,” something we haven’t seen about her lately.

Source reported:

It is a very short sequence, but she [Britney] had a lot of fun with it. Britney really likes the Dolls’ music and when she saw them on the MTV [Movie Awards], she was totally down to do the video.”

Though it’s definitely good news for Brit guess it would be better for her career to do more of her own videos and go on tour rather than doing cameos for other artists. By the way, was it really her own desire to cooperate with the PCD or was it just her big daddy Jamie’s advice?

Category: Movies
June 6th, 2008

June 6th is the big movie night in cinema. There is not one . There are four movie of them competing for viewer’s attention. You pick which one you would go to. Honestly, I don’t understand those who go to cinema on Fridays but anyways here’s a menu of movie reviews for tonight. My suggestion is Kung Fu Panda.

Kung Fu Panda

Dreamworks releases animated Kung Fu Panda featuring the voices of , , and . The cartoon is about martial arts and the creatures who inspire those particular styles of martial arts like “crouching tiger.” This cartoon is said to be perfect for family viewing. Sure your kids will love it. At least, said she did this movie just because of her kids.

Watch the latest teasing trailer by clicking below.

Miss Conception

Georgina Scott (Heather Graham) feels her biological clock is ticking, but her boyfriend, Zak (Tom Ellis), is in no hurry to be a dad. So, after giving Zak the boot, Georgina enlists the help of her best friend, Clem (Mia Kirshner), to find a way to get pregnant quickly, either the old fashioned way or via more modern means.

Watch the trailer below.

You Don’t Mess With the Zohan

You Don’t Mess With the Zohan starring will compete with the Panda to win your movie choice this day. The comedy tells about an Israeli commando who fakes his own death to become a hairdresser in New York City.

Another hot trailer for you. It’s hilarious.

The Promotion

Another movie release that looks like it’s worth watching The Promotion brings us Seann William Scott back. He’s accompanied by John C. Reilly to show us two assistant managers of a corporate grocery store vie for a coveted promotion.

Category: Celebrities
June 6th, 2008

She’s one of the most sought out actresses in Hollywood and she’s raising 4 kids, with two more on the way.

turned 33 and dropped more than $500,000 on art the day before. Mr Smith drove to Switzerland’s Art Basel fair on his BMW where he spent over two hours picking presents for his pregnant girlfriend Angelina.

He bought marble table at a price of $293,000, an aluminum thread rug for unspecified amount, two designer chairs made of bronze by Max Lamb cost him $25,000 a piece. He also bought a foam and fiberglass “Family Lamp”.

This is what Angelina appreciates in Brad. She mentioned that passion for arts and architecture was one of the first things that attracted her to him. She told Vanity Fair:

I don’t see him as an actor. I see him very much as a dad, as somebody who loves travel and architecture more than being in movies.”

was born in Los Angeles on the 4th of June in 1975, apparently at 09:09. Angie was no stranger to the film industry being the daughter of Academy Award winning father Jon Voight and of model Marcheline Bertrand.

Angie’s childhood dream was to become no one but a funeral director but luckily she has changed her mind. Otherwise the world wouldn’t have such outgoing actress, mother and humanitarian. She became a professional model by the age of 16 and worked in London, New York and Los Angeles. Before making it to the big screen she starred in music videos of the , Lemonheads, Meatloaf, and .

Category: Celebrity Kids
June 5th, 2008

Dana Scully is pregnant. It’s neither Fox Mulder (unfortunately), not a ghost nor government to blame. X-Files star , 39, is expecting her third child with boyfriend Mark Griffiths, People reported yesterday.

The couple have a son, Oscar, who was born in November 2006 and raise Anderson’s 13-year-old daughter, Piper, from a previous marriage.

Well, this news explains a lot. Anderson has recently reprised her role as famous FBI special agent Dana Scully in The X-Files: I Want to Believe, a new movie due out July 25.

When talking about work on the flick she admitted that she found working on the action movie a grueling task – as she is not as fit as her co-star . So she left him to do majority of the stunts, the source revealed.

It was hard work. I’m too old for this. David’s in the best shape of his life and did most of the work. He’s climbing and jumping off cliffs. I was more exhausted by the end of it than he was. I’m a wimp.”

Category: Glam Events
June 5th, 2008

This Friday, June 6, 2008 in Las Vegas at the Club Tao will start the MTV reality show ’s My New BFF.

If you always wanted to be on MTV this is your chance to try yourself as a show contestant. If you are lucky enough may be you will become her best friend forever. In the show heiress will pick one out of twenty to introduce to the world of fame.

The winner will be taught the secrets to socialite living and will be surrounded by Hilton’s friends, though there’s only one now, and he is also her boyfriend rocker .

Anyways, drop by to check out the wild party in Las Vegas’ hot spot Club Tao at The Venetian Resort Hotel Casino

Category: Glam Events
June 5th, 2008

The weirdest party ever took its place on June 3rd. So called Glamour Award party gathered the worst dressed people together. They were anything but glamour.

Lily ‘The Pink’ Allen looks amazingly trashy with her new blancmange-coloured haircut, in a dress she got herself in a Halloween costume shop.

The three of Spice Girls showed up for the ‘glam’ event. ignored the party. It wasn’t posh enough for her. And it is sad to see the girls slowly turn into Spice Ladies.

dressed okay. Her chocolate statuesque Grecian style dress made her look simple and elegant.

’s sister Dannii managed to get Glamour Award too. All-white outfit saved her from fashion police arrest.

Beth Ditto’s ‘love of food extends to having a bun on her head’ says mirror.co.uk

No comment.

What did do to get the award? Devil only knows. She was all over ’s younger brother Alfie.

Long legged Kimberly Stewart wrapped herself in a short purple satin tunic and black opaque tights. Looks like she knew the carpet was going to be purple.

Tamara Mellon, who is she? I’m telling you this was a party for those who didn’t get to go to the real glam events on red and gold carpet.

The only well dressed girl was Melanie Sykes. She was dressed in Philosophy.

I am just so very disappointed. They do it better across the ocean.

Category: Scandals
June 5th, 2008

issued an apology for her remarks about the earthquakes in China. On Wednesday she said:

There have been numerous reports about what I said in Cannes. I would like to set the record straight about what I feel in my heart and end all of the misunderstandings. Yes, I misspoke. I could not be more regretful of that mistake. It was unintentional. I apologize, those words were never meant to be hurtful to anyone, they were an accident of my distraction and a product of news sensationalism. I am deeply saddened by the pain that this whole situation has caused the victims of the devastating earthquake in China.”

Earlier last week Stone said:

Due to my inappropriate words and acts during the interview, I feel deeply sorry and sad about hurting Chinese people. I am willing to take part in the relief work of China’s earthquake, and wholly devote myself to helping affected Chinese people.”

Here is how actress, 50 years of age offended Chinese people during . Click to watch.

Category: Celebrity Kids
June 5th, 2008

T.I. has welcomed his second son on May 16. This is the fifth child for rapper who is just 27 years old. Tameka Cottle is his third girlfriend who gave birth from T.I.

Infant’s name is Major Harris. T.I. said:

God has blessed us with another miracle.”

Yesterday rapper went shopping to Kitson Men on LA’s trendy Robertson Boulevard. Next thing to expect from Grammy winning artist is a reality show on MTV. The show will cover chronicles of court-mandated 1,000 of community service.

Enjoy the ‘Big Thing Popping’ video.

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Hi, I’m Miss Provocateur. One thing I can always talk about is me- my pretty self. I consider myself as one of the most gorgeous creatures in the entire world! Seriously. My self-esteem is the highest point of anyone’s fantasy. I am so in love with my self. The only reason I am not famous is the fact that I’m not quite interested. Yet. Criticizing is more like me. I love glamour and I know all about it. I love high quality music and movies, the ones that inspire me or make me laugh, or make me sick. I like everything that doesn’t leave me careless. I love celebrities. I respect the ones that made it far in fame. One got to be so good, to make others want to be like them. We all love glam and we all care for the people that make history.

Looking forward for you to contact me!

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  • A Good bye to Ruslana

  • Prologue

    Once upon a time there was a little girl who was just like a real princess, but no one knew that she was a princess. She grew up and became a very successful model. She lived up on the Manhattan tower and had almost a prince like boyfriend. One day she got tired of others not seeing that princess inside her. Ruslana Korshunova killed herself. She jumped off that high evil tower.

    Parable

    During my journey to Tibet I was lost. It was actually the reason why I went there. I was there to try to discover my soul. I will not get into details about my journey; there is only one meeting I have to tell you about.
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  • Breaking Rules

  • No matter how obvious it sounds most of the rules have been created long before us. By rules I mean systematized experience of previous generations, like handshakes and etiquette, and things like going for a social smoke. There is a rule that ladies go in first into any door except the elevator.

    But rules are a need for the sense of stability around one. Society needs rules to forecast the effect of a cause, to have at least some confidence of the future. And this is what disappoints people. This is when they lose their confidence because things appear not the way they expected them to be. Those who were really dependent on expectations suffer from facing the world that is unpredictable, that the rules they believed in didn’t work at some turning point.

    So they say that only fools learn through their own mistakes. Don’t you remember your mom telling you not to stick your tong out and put it against the metallic balcony railing when it’s freezing cold outside? Why did I skip my SPSS class with that macho from senior class? All of my friends were telling me he was a player and had nothing else in his head except for getting laid. Why do we learn things only after we go through them? This is what humans are like.
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  • Be what You want to Be

  • What do you call it when you feel something against your will? When the call of that something inside you starts ripping your self - esteem in pieces while your consciousness tells you to stop.

    I never had it when I was a child.

    I always felt what I wanted and I always wanted that what I felt.

    Being used to getting what I want I am stuck. Stuck in the position like being lost in the desert. There’s nowhere to go. I can’t deny what I feel but I also can’t afford to feel it. It’s against my beliefs and values. Hum… fuck the beliefs. I don’t care.

    No more. The human mind is such control-freak. It kills me. And if I continue it will sound like a confession to you and this is the least I want to do.
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  • Sex Agenda

  • Inspired by “fuck” conversation last Saturday, which is a very delicate subject.

    All of us, living in a fast growing temper of big cities are busy. We go to work, go to college full time, or have kids to take care of. There are plenty of things to do. When crazy week days are over we have yoga or tango classes, and shopping to do aside the chorus, french classes and getting a good sleep.

    When is there time for sex?

    The right answer would be - there is always time for sex. But the stress and busyness lead some couples to pencil their intimacy. It is logical, simple and hot to know that your schedule after works has a mark “Ryan 8 pm”. It is exciting to feel the anticipation, but on the other hand do we feel it is comfortable to set up our special moments with an important person for us on a basis of a scheduled task? It seems awkward to plan it, it is out of style, especially for femme-fatale like me, but even when sex is spontaneous, in every woman's head it is always planned. (wink!)
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  • Punked!

  • I got sms from a friend of mine which said “I heard you were robbed last night and the robber gave you two choices: you either had to give him your phone or suck his dick… I see you still got your phone…”

    I thought that was stupid but hilarious and sent it to another friend of mine. He didn’t reply and I totally forgot about it. Well, I had to call him up for some business this morning and as he answered the phone he told me he was robbed last night.
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  • Barefoot

  • I remember one rainy morning when I was sitting on the backseat of my Mercedes. My driver picked me up earlier than the usual. I wasn’t mad at him, no. I thought it was great so I could get to the office earlier than the usual. But when I got into the car I asked him if we could drive around for a bit. I like rain. I wanted to go to the park and have a cup of espresso at the patio outside the café on the bridge.

    I asked him to wait for me and he walked me carrying the umbrella. I hate it cause when he does it he always sings “Under my umbrella, ella-ella-ella…” Rihanna’s song, you know. It’s cute but he makes me smile and I don’t like that. He’s my driver. That’s it. He’s supposed to take me where I want, not make me smile.
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  • Which one are you?

  • Preface: My last article made few men, whom I asked to read it, say it was bitchy to compare them with dogs, so this time I decided to distinguish women into a few different groups. I got the idea from a friend of mine who I think is more or less an expert in women. Sorry girls if you will find yourself offended when realizing this is who you can be sometimes.

    Woman has always been a mystery to men. It is difficult to predict the way she will act in a certain situation. Whether she will through a scandal and tell all the girls, or will she keep it low. May be it will clear few things up and will surely make you smile.
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  • The hunting season is open!

  • Men - hunting is a very special elite kind of sport among women. Even golf and horse riding lose their pathos and sophistication next to it. In this hunt there are three simple elements: “v” – victim, “w” – woman and the most important one – “d” – desire.

    This kind of activity keeps you in a good shape and helps you stay in a positive frame of mind for many years. But being a real Venus and Artemis at the same time is hard work.

    Factors, such as weak self - restrain and lack of knowledge of the way to handle the male kind may become more complex when completing the mission. But nevertheless, it is time to start the season.
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  • The Pure party

  • April 1st was packed at The Pure club inside The Caesar’s Palace. Aoki’s boisterous beats kept the dance floor pumping all night long. I would say its one of the hottest bashes in Las Vegas.

    Last time I was there was for K-Fed’s birthday party on March, 21st. He got fucking drunk! That night I changed my mind on what I thought of him. I thought he was a little better than that. Sorry, won’t tell you the details…
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  • Vision

  • This quote right here represents my vision on Glamour Vanity and world as a whole:
    I learned through my body and soul that it was necessary for me to sin, that I needed to lust, that I had to strive for property and experience nausea and the depths of despair in order to learn not to resist them, in order to learn to love the world, and no longer compare it with some kind of desired imaginary world, some imaginary vision of perfection, but to love it as it is, to love it and be glad to belong to it. »
    -Siddhartha. Hermann Hesse.

    I want you to become a part of my world that is dedicated to the most fabulous. I will make sure to keep you interested and excited as you travel across the site. I care for your satisfaction and any thought, opinion and judgment is more than welcome. Please leave your comments and suggestions it will only help me make it better for us all.
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