Comments on: Sick Jessica http://www.glamourvanity.com/celebrities/sick-jessica/ Glamorous life of celebrities, scandals, latest pictures Thu, 09 Feb 2012 04:59:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Em!!! http://www.glamourvanity.com/celebrities/sick-jessica/comment-page-1/#comment-48 Em!!! Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:22:52 +0000 http://www.glamourvanity.com/celebrities/sick-jessica/#comment-48 Blond!!! Blond!!! Blond!!! What to say!!! - Blond!!! Jokes about blonds!: One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!" One more about blond! A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..." The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!" Blond!!! Blond!!! Blond!!! What to say!!! – Blond!!!
Jokes about blonds!:
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”

One more about blond!
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she’s overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend screams, “Honey, don’t do it…” The blonde yells back, “Shut up! You’re next!”

]]> By: solja boy http://www.glamourvanity.com/celebrities/sick-jessica/comment-page-1/#comment-32 solja boy Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:51:19 +0000 http://www.glamourvanity.com/celebrities/sick-jessica/#comment-32 whatever. she's just stupid. but she's gotta be careful with her kidneys. I only got one. whatever. she’s just stupid. but she’s gotta be careful with her kidneys. I only got one.

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