Hilarious world of Tyra Banks
Here’s something incredibly fun from the book of Tyra, Tyra Banks.
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Here are some witty quotes from The Book Of Tyra, and they’re hilarious!
1 In the beginning Tyra created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without a runway, and void of all fierce colors and outfits; and improper lighting caused darkness upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Tyra worked the runway upon the face of the waters, striking fierce poses at each step of the way.
3 And Tyra said, Let there be lighting: and there was lighting, and stage hands, and production assistants.
5 And Tyra called the light Tyra, and the darkness she called Naomi. And the evening and the morning were the first days dedicated to the Spirit of Tyra.
7 And Tyra made the makeup studio, and divided the cosmetologists, which were under the firmament, from the make-up artists which were above the firmament: and it was so.
21 And Tyra created Fierce, and gave it to every living creature that moveth, which the ANTM brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every wannabe model after her kind: and Tyra saw that it was good.
22 And Tyra blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and bitch each other out, and let America know of the shallowness of the human condition.
24 And Tyra said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, Miss Jay, Jay, Twiggy, and Nigel.
27 So Tyra created man in her own image, in the image of Tyra created her; male and female created she them; slightly uglier than herself to keep them humble.
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