This artsy phrase is written by our dearest fashionista Kate Moss as she self portrayed herself. During her rocky two year relationship with troubled rocker Pete Doherty, Moss created what is thought to be her artistic debut - a self-portrait in lipstick and blood.

The self portrayed piece represents Kate with long flowing hair, smoking a cigarette…Moreover, the creation features supermodel’s lip prints and Pete Doherty’s blood stains on the canvas.

Pete Doherty once (long time ago) sold the piece to an anonymous person who is now selling it at the London auction house Lyon & Turnbull.

The auction is to take place on upcoming Saturday.

The estimated price for the piece is £30,000-£40,000

Other than that, Kate Moss is doing great and the fact that Jamie Hince dumped her is not a reason to feel down. She is too excited as her Paris exhibition is about to start next year.

The retrospective will focus on the ‘Kate Moss Myth’ as created in advertising campaigns she has stared in and will open at Les Arts Décoratifs in Paris in November 2009.

The curator of the show is Pamela Golbin, Curator of Twentieth-Century and Contemporary Fashion at the Musée de la Mode et du Textile in Paris, the woman behind the recent Balenciaga
retrospective there and the curator of the current exhibition on legendary couturier Madame Vionnet.

The exhibition will feature images and campaigns spanning Moss’ entire career, which will be sourced from, amongst various places, her agency Storm in London who have got everything Kate’s ever done, says Golbin:

We’re working out what is available, but her modeling agency has kept hold of absolutely everything she’s done from the very beginning, including archive material from two decades ago.”

“You’re Nothing But a Womanizer” says the promotional ad for the new Spears’ single.

Britney, in your turn, you’re nothing but an airbrushed fake skinny.

And there’s no one to doubt that! Everybody knows you have huge calves. The ones on the picture above are the calves Kate Moss has. Seriously, someone is obsessed with airbrushing or the head was simply put on the neck of someone else’s body.

Of course Brit lost some weight, but not as much.

‘Womanizer’ is Britney Spear’s new single, the first one from the upcoming album Circus. The single will come out next week and album is due to release on December, 2 – the day of her 27th birthday.

Here is the real Britney Spears meat.

This is actually much sexier!

Don’t you think?

Here’s a message from Kim Kardashian to all of her fans as the Season 7 of the Dancing With The Stars begins.

Hey guys,

I wanted to check in and let you all know that I had so much fun last night on the first DWTS episode!!!

I just loved watching everyone dance! I came in sixth place according to the judges with a score of 19.

Mark and I danced to the “Pink Panther” theme song, so we thought black-and-pink costumes were very fitting.

Tonight we are going to do the mambo!

I hope you watch, and I also hope that you vote for me!!! Polls open at 8pm tonight! You can vote online or call 1 800 VOTE 410 (1 800 868-3410).

XOXO,
Kim”

Kim was a bit too stiff and one of the judges tells her to look more available which is hilarious. How more available can this bombshell look?

One thing I would advise her as a dancer is to get the playful eye contact, and to work on her moves like they are coming out naturally, not as if she’s a robot. But anyway, I give my vote to her simply because I like her attitude, style, her partner Mark and she’s just pretty.

Go Kim!

Demi Lovato – the new kid in the block is about to start her new upcoming Disney Channel TV show and it will be called Sonny With A Chance.

According to a Spanish mag Para Todos the young creature tells them:

It’s about a girl named Sonny having a chance to make it in [show] business. We filmed the first episode and we will continue to film the series through the next few months.”

Sonny With a Chance is set to air in February or March 2009.

But if you are a big time fan and can’t wait for new stuff from Demi Lovato just go to your nearest store tomorrow, September, 23 and get the debut album Don’t Forget. Yes, its as fresh as it gets as it hits stores tomorrow 6 am.

Miss Lavato tells Para Todos that she doesn’t have any plans to celebrate the debut:

I’m actually going to be working, so I haven’t really planned a party, but I might just have a bunch of people over and have pizza or something.”

You like all about cutie Demi? Then you should know who her fashion inspiration is!

I totally agree with Demi’s choice – it’s Lindsay Lohan:

I think her style is awesome. She’s one of those very fashionable people, so who wouldn’t love her style. I also like Keira Knightley’s style, she has great style.”

Rihanna looks vicious as she goes out shopping in Paris. I would love to go shopping with that girl as I love her style.

Continuing along with her trip abroad, Rihanna was spotted following a press appearance at ITV studios in London.

Though she is turning into a wardrobe obsessed shopoholic she will definitely not fall into the worse pitfalls of fame!

In fact shopping obsession is a sign of glamorous lifestyle. And glamorous people are the ones that assimilate achievements to their spending. Wink-wink!

Rihanna has told Gossipgirls.com that her father’s bad habits taught her valuable lessons:

I’d go out and get drunk in Barbados, but I never went over the top. I was never in Amy Winehouse mode. I’d seen what alcohol and drugs had done to my dad and I wasn’t going to follow in his footsteps. I knew my limits when I was a kid and I still do.

I go out to have fun, to dance and laugh at people fighting or dressed like whores. I never get to the point where I want to throw up, can’t stand up straight or say things I’m likely to regret in the morning.”

Some say it’s a show off that Heather Mills donated $1 million to a local charity in the South Bronx to provide food to shelters.

Many New Yorkers think of Heather as a gold digger and perhaps this charity move is a way to buy herself off. Whatever the talk is, I think what a matter is that over 2,800 children living in some of the poorest neighborhoods in NYC are now provided with healthy food.

On the menu were meat substitutes including burgers, hot dogs and chicken cutlets all made from soy. Ms Mills plans to donate three years’ worth of “meatless meats” to families in the area.

The new resident of NYC, Heather Mills is a bit odd girl out for her divorce reputation.

Over the weekend, former model and ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney cooked a vegan barbeque lunch for the low-income families. She is now set to receive honors from Congressman Josi Serrano.

A spokesperson for the charity says:

The reaction in the community to this donation is, ‘Wow!’ It enables us to provide over 2,800 children living in some of the poorest neighborhoods in NYC with good, healthy food.”

By the way, Linda McCartney, Sir Paul’s first wife who died of cancer 10 years ago, was an animal rights activist who introduced The Beatles to vegetarianism in 1975 before going on to author vegetarian cookbooks and launch a line of meat-free frozen meals.

Hanging out with David Blain is a real hang out and Kelly Ripa is the one to know now.

The Live With Regis And Kelly talk show hottie was asked out to the Wollman Rink in New York City by street magician Mr Blain.

It was a mixture of fear and excitement for Ripa as she screamed and laughed waving to paparazzi.

Next time when asking David “man, what are you up to?” means you hear – “just hanging out”.

David Blaine has made his name as a master illusionist but more recently the 35-year-old Brooklyn, NY native has turned to endurance tests to amaze his fans and on Monday morning he began his latest test suspending himself six stories above Central Park’s Wollman Rink, upside down and with no safety net.

Not only is that he also in danger of becoming blind. As doctors warned David of the high risk of getting blind after the ‘hang out’.

Blain will remain upside down for 60 hours before the exhibition ends with what is being called the “Dive of Death” scheduled for around 11:00 p.m. on Wednesday.

Among the other challenges Blaine has subjected himself to are being buried alive, frozen in ice and long spells without food.

Now is that a kiss?

Watch the new latest super quality video of Kelly Ripa getting there. This video hasn’t been seen anywhere except here and at Stupid Famous People

And who’s making the movie? Madonna’s husband Guy Ritchie is the one making the new version of Sherlock Holmes. Ritchie denied previous reports that Russell Crowe would be playing the part, as he said that Jude certainly makes a lot more sense for the character.

Jude is to play Dr. Watson, the sidekick of the eponymous detective - who will be portrayed by the Iron Man star - in the movie, which takes inspiration from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s classic novels and Lionel Wigram’s comic book series.

As we reported earlier, Ritchie’s movie will compete with the Sherlock Holmes starring Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat, Ali G, Bruno) as the detective. Production on the film starts next month.

Sherlock Holmes is scheduled for release in 2010.

The 39-year-old Jennifer, who completed a triathlon last weekend, was performing in front of 11,000 fans at a show in Athens - where Madonna has sold 70,000 tickets for her gig next week.

The performance was great as it usually is, but Jenny from the block has forgotten that even if she had lost pounds after giving birth to twin-kids, she still has to hide the ugly Bridgette Jones knickers.

But earlier that day Jenny from the block has been spotted posing as a Greek goddess in a stunning shoot for a Greek magazine. Dressed gorgeous white gown on the top of the Acropolis in Athens she definitely looked better. So booties need the right style to look hot.

She also wore a black piece making her fans happy as she smiled every time they called her name.

Only J Lo can manage to look hot and awful in one day.

The gladiator sandals to cruise around on a private yacht belonging to fashion royalty Dolce & Gabbana – is that hot or not?

Anne Hathaway looks especially hot with her legs spread on the cover of the new Entertainment Weekly.

Get Smart actress may be rising with the release of her latest movie, Rachel Getting Married, but the 25-year-old says that Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears can have the spotlight all to themselves. Miss Hathaway is convinced she’ll never be captured on camera stumbling out of a nightclub like other Hollywood stars:

You know those girls that, like, go out? I’m just not confident enough to do that.I’m not the sort of girl that will throw on a short skirt and tease her hair up. … Truly, I am a wallflower by nature.”

Here’s what actress has to say on one of the biggest celebrity scandal of 2008 that had to do with her ex boyfriend:

‘It’s funny that [the Follieri scandal] has become a part of my story because it’s not something that I’d like to talk about all the time. I have to be very careful because I don’t want it to define me. And I don’t want to subconsciously exploit it.”

Read the entire interview in the newest Entertainment Weekly by clicking HERE