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Category: Celebrities
May 10th, 2008

Gwyneth is hot! Okay, her Vogue cover photoshoot was terrible, but the way she brings in the “Gwyn Effect” wearing high heels and sexy stilettos make me like her a lot.

Six inches heels, Rome, walk across the cobblestones of a street dressed in a white Grecian style dress she’s lighter than air. will be in history for achieving the most dangerous celebrity walk.

This time the spindly-heeled stilettos are by Roger Vevier.

Category: Movies
May 10th, 2008

shined as she promoted ’s new movie Broken Embraces. Penelope, Blanca Portillo and Pedro looked very touchy, feely, happy and excited.

Almodovar said at yesterday’s news conference:

I’m not sure that the film is going to be good, but for me the important thing is to be excited by it.”

The three were laughing and kissing.

Can’t wait to see the film! Supposedly, Penelope is playing a would-be actress from Spain’s province who is pursued by an unscrupulous financier.

Category: Celebrities
May 10th, 2008

Britney went out on a quiet dinner with her good old friend George Maloof, 43 – Las Vegas billionaire who along with his brothers owns the Palms Hotel and Casino as well as the Sacramento Kings and Sacramento Monarchs basketball teams.

looked calm and well groomed on the dinner date last night in Beverly Hills.

It does get better and better as Brit comes down and enjoys more time with her sons Jayden James and Sean Preston following a court decision to extend her visitation rights.

Keep it up, girl!

Category: Latest Trends
May 10th, 2008

I was shoe shopping yesterday and caught myself at thinking shoes were more than just footwear for me. Shoes are part of my personality, meaning I choose this or that style depending on what I feel like this or that day.

I can be a bitchy vixen one day and pick some peep toe high heels or pointy shoes, or I can feel like a little girl and pick flats or t-straps, or strappy sandals for a walk round the town. So what mood are you in now?

One must always know what kinds of shoes are the in things now. Just four words: bright colors and patent leather. All top trend things suit these requirements this summer. In women’s shoes, the style of the season is still the platform, but slingbacks and wedges are on their way back to our closet shelves.

I wonder if there’s a girl who doesn’t like bright colors, even if talking about shoes. Brights look very refreshing and light-minded. Women need some light-minded stuff, especially in summer. So be ready to welcome orange, yellow, pink, citrus green, blue, and red sling backs, cup-toes, flats and wedges. In fact, every color of the rainbow is well represented this season.

Brights will work with denim, whites, blacks, light neutrals, or any print that has the same color in it. But if you’re still seriously color-shy, you’d better avoid this trend, as Desiree Stimpert and other shoe experts say.

Slingback shoes are always popular with girls and they always look great – let it be a party with friends or a glam event or red carpet posturing.

Sexy and easy to wear, sling-backs are a natural match for skirts and dresses.

Wedge shoes are back! Wedge heels make you look cute. Don’t you love them?

Another new thing about footwear this summer is hole-ridden shoes. They’re as lovely and cute as all cut-out uppers. “Hask” shoes won’t bore you this summer. Just be hot, girl!

High heels, chunky heels, wooden heels – this season is definitely about the extreme heel. I wonder if it’s about “Gwyneth effect”. Remember her sky-high heels on the Iron Man promotion tour?

Architectural high heels are also posh this season.

Platform shoes are still hot this year, so hey don’t throw away your last season shoes they’re still in!

Floral and geometric prints like circles, squares and other patterns are big print trends this season. But when choosing them to wear be sure to make the rest of your outfit pretty simple not to look ridiculous. But generally, print shoes are an easy way to add interest and SATC glamour to your look.

Metallic shoes are another must-have trend. Natural metallics like silver and gold can be found in many collections this summer, I prefer Gucci metallic shoes.

Don’t forget about strappy shoes in many diverse variations: ankle straps, t-straps, cross-straps, and strappy Mary Janes. Dolce and Gabbana and Roberto Cavalli, thank you for the idea.

P.S. my yesterday’s shopping spree was a success. By the way, I’m a bitchy vixen today. You shouldn’t be afraid to show off the Carrie Bradshaw that is hiding inside you!

Category: Scandals
May 10th, 2008

Celebrities have some weird habits. Perhaps this one is case of klepto. Remember, Vinona Rider was caught stealing small things in shops? Well, has a more expensive taste. Last week Lilo was accused of stealing a $11,000 blond mink fur coat from her Russian friend Masha Markova.

The Insider got student of Columbia University to say what she thinks would be the punishment for Lindsay stealing her fur coat and then returning it smelling cigarettes and alcohol. Masha has a kick ass sense of humor and she’s pretty fair saying she thinks it’s a matter of principle. Watch her speak Borat style. She wants to see Lilo milking goats in Kazakhstan.

More rumors that Lindsay is downing drinks with Lauren Conrad at Crown Bar. Hummm, that’s of the top.

The latest accusation is from Lauren Hastings, Lohan’s former roommate, she says Lindsay stole thousands of dollars worth of items from her closet. Lindsay, go see a psychiatrist!

Category: Celebrities
May 8th, 2008

You know I decided to make a list of the hot celebrity girls that sometimes-bisexual would most likely love to kiss.

Here they are! The sizzling famous hotties from all over the world.

P.S. Don’t take it too serious. Pure sexy fun!

As hot as Brazilian sun -

- the girl that wouldn’t mind at all. She used to be bisexual many years ago

The Rolling Stone’s most beautiful woman .

She’s also from Brazil

is by all means one of the biggest beauties of our generation.

Britain’s slimmest young lady

There’s not a woman alive who looks better bent over a 1976 Chevrolet Camaro in a denim miniskirt. FHM’s the sexiest girl in 2008

will always be the cutest celebrity beauty

The L’Oreal face, actress and singer, she’s the prettiest living blondie

Super model, actress, designer and singer from Germany

And finally the Hard Candy! Always on top, this woman won’t let anyone easily get with her. America’s Next Top Model queen with attitude

Category: Celebrities
May 8th, 2008

Why are the dirty media in this society pretends to be so damn uptight? I haven’t been mentioning anything about Miley Cirus and her photo shoot for Vanity Fair magazine because I just don’t get it, what was ever wrong with it? It wasn’t even ‘revealing’ or ‘sexed-up’. Everyone is feeling their sexuality by the age of 16 and if they do not they have issues.

We are all sexual beings, and there is nothing wrong with that! Watch the video. It’s in Italian song video when she was 16. Very beautiful, sensual and kinda cheezy and there is absolutely nothing wrong in doing the bed scene.

Seems now we’re becoming more and more conservative, and the thin line between art and pornography is disappearing. So sad.

It’s in the eye of the beholder…

Category: Scandals
May 8th, 2008

Mad mad kissed a girl again. Last night during her Hard Candy promotion tour in French capital pop queen repeated her provoking girl – to – girl kiss with one of her female backing dancers.

Her first stage kiss with a girl was long time ago. She kissed at the MTV Awards.

Just recently 50 years old woman was bumping and rubbed herself against during the performance of Four Minutes in New York, she’s some crazy fierce bitch!

Controversial and bold was bold enough to ask the french audience:

Who do you love more, me or the Rolling Stones?”

Oops! This is wrong. Never ever dare to do it again, your Madjesty!

French are polite. Fans replied with cheers to which she joked:

I thought you might say that.”

She was wearing a black satin bodice, satin pants and tailcoat with pink lining, lace-up boots with six-inch heels. Ouch! Her guitar is exactly like mine!

Category: Celebrities
May 7th, 2008

Beautiful Good Girl Gone Bad is on the cover of Elle magazine’s June issue. She told magazine:

We’ve always been friends, but we’re very close now.”

You guessed it right. She’s talking about , 19.

Singing Barbados-bred princess is currently on tour with .

Her mentor, producer and boss is Jay–Z.

And her potential boyfriend is Chris. What a lucky girl surrounded by R&B’s leading men. She deserves it.

Check out her last video. She’s adorable.

Category: Latest Trends
May 7th, 2008

Looking glam and your outfit’s updated? Stir it up with your sun glasses, an accessory that tells a whole story of the owner. Unlike clothing and hair trends shades haven’t had major changes in the last half of decade.

Five years ago the oversized sunglasses stepped in the world of fashion bringing an era of socialite’s shades that will rule for few more years.

This year the oversized, aviators, gradient lens, plastic frames and for sure ray ban wayfarers are the hit. The only other trend I don’t like is the tortoise shell. Oh, I think it’s one of those that will make you feel ashamed later when you look back at your picture “that was 2008”. So don’t!

Now, our much loved celebrities. What do they wear? Both Kates look in style wearing plastic frames inspired by 50s. Whether they hide from paparazzi or go out to parties it is the #1 must have accessory. Of course they pick the A list designer glasses that will definitely spice up any outfit.

Brand: Tom Ford
Model: FT 0074 Simone
Price: Euro 207
$ 312.15 :: £158.35 at sunglassesitaly.com

Brand: Roberto Cavalli
Model: RC 372s Targelie
Price: Euro 248.4
$ 374.58 :: £190.02 at sunglassesitaly.com

One of my favorite lens is gradient which goes from black to clear, top to bottom. Chanel, baby!

Another fierce look will be turquoise frame. It will look adorable in the right ensemble. Runways in New York, London, Milan and Paris make the sweet color of feminine feel a Fashion Week Frenzy, for this coming fall.

And for guys I suggest the classic Ray Bans. For risky men who know what they want.

about me

Hi, I’m Miss Provocateur. One thing I can always talk about is me- my pretty self. I consider myself as one of the most gorgeous creatures in the entire world! Seriously. My self-esteem is the highest point of anyone’s fantasy. I am so in love with my self. The only reason I am not famous is the fact that I’m not quite interested. Yet. Criticizing is more like me. I love glamour and I know all about it. I love high quality music and movies, the ones that inspire me or make me laugh, or make me sick. I like everything that doesn’t leave me careless. I love celebrities. I respect the ones that made it far in fame. One got to be so good, to make others want to be like them. We all love glam and we all care for the people that make history.

Looking forward for you to contact me!

Sincerely yours,
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  • Sex Agenda

  • Inspired by “fuck” conversation last Saturday, which is a very delicate subject.

    All of us, living in a fast growing temper of big cities are busy. We go to work, go to college full time, or have kids to take care of. There are plenty of things to do. When crazy week days are over we have yoga or tango classes, and shopping to do aside the chorus, french classes and getting a good sleep.

    When is there time for sex?

    The right answer would be - there is always time for sex. But the stress and busyness lead some couples to pencil their intimacy. It is logical, simple and hot to know that your schedule after works has a mark “Ryan 8 pm”. It is exciting to feel the anticipation, but on the other hand do we feel it is comfortable to set up our special moments with an important person for us on a basis of a scheduled task? It seems awkward to plan it, it is out of style, especially for femme-fatale like me, but even when sex is spontaneous, in every woman's head it is always planned. (wink!)
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  • Punked!

  • I got sms from a friend of mine which said “I heard you were robbed last night and the robber gave you two choices: you either had to give him your phone or suck his dick… I see you still got your phone…”

    I thought that was stupid but hilarious and sent it to another friend of mine. He didn’t reply and I totally forgot about it. Well, I had to call him up for some business this morning and as he answered the phone he told me he was robbed last night.
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  • Barefoot

  • I remember one rainy morning when I was sitting on the backseat of my Mercedes. My driver picked me up earlier than the usual. I wasn’t mad at him, no. I thought it was great so I could get to the office earlier than the usual. But when I got into the car I asked him if we could drive around for a bit. I like rain. I wanted to go to the park and have a cup of espresso at the patio outside the café on the bridge.

    I asked him to wait for me and he walked me carrying the umbrella. I hate it cause when he does it he always sings “Under my umbrella, ella-ella-ella…” Rihanna’s song, you know. It’s cute but he makes me smile and I don’t like that. He’s my driver. That’s it. He’s supposed to take me where I want, not make me smile.
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  • Which one are you?

  • Preface: My last article made few men, whom I asked to read it, say it was bitchy to compare them with dogs, so this time I decided to distinguish women into a few different groups. I got the idea from a friend of mine who I think is more or less an expert in women. Sorry girls if you will find yourself offended when realizing this is who you can be sometimes.

    Woman has always been a mystery to men. It is difficult to predict the way she will act in a certain situation. Whether she will through a scandal and tell all the girls, or will she keep it low. May be it will clear few things up and will surely make you smile.
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  • The hunting season is open!

  • Men - hunting is a very special elite kind of sport among women. Even golf and horse riding lose their pathos and sophistication next to it. In this hunt there are three simple elements: “v” – victim, “w” – woman and the most important one – “d” – desire.

    This kind of activity keeps you in a good shape and helps you stay in a positive frame of mind for many years. But being a real Venus and Artemis at the same time is hard work.

    Factors, such as weak self - restrain and lack of knowledge of the way to handle the male kind may become more complex when completing the mission. But nevertheless, it is time to start the season.
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  • The Pure party

  • April 1st was packed at The Pure club inside The Caesar’s Palace. Aoki’s boisterous beats kept the dance floor pumping all night long. I would say its one of the hottest bashes in Las Vegas.

    Last time I was there was for K-Fed’s birthday party on March, 21st. He got fucking drunk! That night I changed my mind on what I thought of him. I thought he was a little better than that. Sorry, won’t tell you the details…
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  • Vision

  • This quote right here represents my vision on Glamour Vanity and world as a whole:
    I learned through my body and soul that it was necessary for me to sin, that I needed to lust, that I had to strive for property and experience nausea and the depths of despair in order to learn not to resist them, in order to learn to love the world, and no longer compare it with some kind of desired imaginary world, some imaginary vision of perfection, but to love it as it is, to love it and be glad to belong to it. »
    -Siddhartha. Hermann Hesse.

    I want you to become a part of my world that is dedicated to the most fabulous. I will make sure to keep you interested and excited as you travel across the site. I care for your satisfaction and any thought, opinion and judgment is more than welcome. Please leave your comments and suggestions it will only help me make it better for us all.
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